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April is known for doing whatever it wants, but here at Alpenblick, it does one thing above all else: it puts us in a good mood! We asked around in the various departments and – in honour of 1 April – asked our team for their personal favourite jokes. And one thing is certain: whether at the bar, in service or in the wellness area – our team is not only passionate about their work, but also always up for a joke. So get ready for a good dose of laughter and let our ‘jokers’ put a smile on your face.
Albina (chambermaid)
Two friends meet at the gym. “Hello Sandra, how are you? How's the diet going?“ “Oh Anna, look, I lost 2.500 calories just this morning.“ “Wow! How did you do that?“ “I forgot the cake 🍰 in the oven!“
Sara (waitress)
Three shepherds are arguing about whose dog is the smartest. The first one says: „My dog drives the sheep into the barn, feeds them and guards them all night long.“ “That's nothing,’ says the second one. ‘Mine drives them into the barn, feeds them, guards them all night long, brings me the newspaper in the morning and does a triple somersault!“ “My poor dog …“, says the third with tears in his eyes. “What happened to him?“, ask the other two. “He died from an electric shock.“ “Struck by lightning?“ “No, he was repairing my television.“
Antonio (waiter)
A cat wants to eat a mouse and chases it for days. After many futile attempts, it decides to hide behind a door and barks: “Woof, woof, woof!“ The little mouse hears the barking, thinks there is a dog behind the door, comes out carelessly – and is promptly eaten. “How did you do that?“, asks another cat. “Well, my dear, these days you don't get very far if you don't speak at least two languages ...“
Francesca (waitress))
A farmer is sentenced to 60 days in prison. His wife writes him an angry letter: “Now that you're in jail, you expect me to plough the field and plant the potatoes? Forget it, I'm not doing it!“ He replies: “Don't you dare touch the field. That's where I hid the money and the guns!“ A week later, she writes to him again: “Someone in prison must have read your letter. The police were here and ploughed the whole field, but they didn't find anything.“ He replies: “Good. Then you can plant the potatoes now.“ 😅
Cristina (receptionist)
“Heinz, have you made any holiday plans yet?“ “No, why should I? My wife decides where we go, my boss decides when we go – and my bank decides how much we spend.“
Martina (barista)
A Coca-Cola representative meets the Pope and says: “We'll pay 10 million euros if from now on the service says, “Give us this day our daily Coca-Cola”.“ The Pope replies: “Impossible, we can't do that!“ “We'll also pay 100 million to the Church “, says the representative. The Pope then calls his economic advisor: “How long does the contract actually run for?“
Evi (masseuse)
Two Native Americans go to their shaman and ask: “Can you tell us what the winter will be like this year?“ The shaman throws a few small stones on the ground and says: “It will be a very cold winter. Gather lots of wood for heating.“ The next day, other Indians come to him and ask the same question. He tells them too: “Gather lots of wood.“ Eventually, more and more Indians from other tribes come, and he always says the same thing: “Gather lots of wood!“ But then the shaman suddenly becomes unsure and thinks: “I should call the weather office to see if that's true.“ He goes to the telephone and asks the meteorologist: “Can you please tell me what the winter will be like this year?“ The meteorologist replies: “The winter will be extremely harsh! The Indians are already gathering wood like crazy!“
Roberta (receptionist)
One morning, two friends meet. The first knows that the other is a passionate angler and asks: “Didn't you go fishing today?“ “No, I wouldn't have caught anything anyway.“ “How do you know that for sure?“ “I read my horoscope today, and it said, “Lucky day for Pisces”.
Silvia (receptionist)
In art class, the children are asked to draw a meadow with a cow. Fritz goes up to the teacher and hands in a blank sheet of paper. “Where's the grass?“, asks the teacher. “The cow ate it!“ “And where's the cow?“ “Well, she's not going to stay where there's no grass left!“ 🤣
Lyudmyla (housekeeper)
What's a zebra? A horse that's escaped from prison!
Well? Did one or two of the jokes make you laugh out loud – or at least smile? Great! And maybe you have a favourite joke of your own? Even better! Feel free to share it with us on your next visit to the bar or when you check in. We look forward to laughing together! ☺️